Three Tips for TruckChasing Fun After Oral Surgery

Let's face it - nothing ruins a good cocksucker's day than having dental work done. But don't fret, fellow truckchasers. You can be a drooling bloody mess doped up on painkillers and STILL be a satisfying truckchaser!

TIP #1
As tempting as it will be, DO NOT use your mouth to please a trucker. A little kiss on the tip of his dick will be fine, but nothing more! Nothing ruins a perfectly erotic moment than accidentally dropping bloody gauze onto your trucker's pulsing cock. And don't even think about sucking his nuts. Nothing is more painful than getting a pubic hair stuck in a dry socket. Ouch!

TIP #2
Practice your handjob skills and brag about how you've got legendary handjob talents that will put any Asian lady's super-secret-massagey technique to shame. Best of all? You don't charge! And the trucker gets a complimentary pack of sanitary wipes to help him on his travels. (Buy those ahead of time and wrap them up elegantly for presentation.)

TIP #3
Practice being a power-bottom! How many times do you get the opportunity to make a sexual encounter with a trucker strictly anal?! Here's YOUR chance! Be sure to clean house and deodorize a-plenty before asking the trucker to make his plunge for a hot night of sweaty sleeper sex and "bottoms up" adventures. Tell the trucker you're trying to "expand" your horizons and how you really appreciate his help in letting you perfect your sphincter exercises in that most intimate of ways only HE can help you with. (Odds are some truckers will want to be the bottom, so that still works out, no?)

So there you have it - three ways to STILL have fun and be a good little truckchaser even if you've just had major oral surgery.

You're welcome!


P.S.: Remember to play safe. Trendy or not, bareback sex still kills.

Secret Santa

Don't forget to play Secret Santa for a trucker in your town this year.

HOW IT WORKS:
Each year at Thanksgiving & Christmas I head out to my local truck stop or travel center, tell a waitress that I'll be paying anonymously for some trucker's dinner, and to please NOT let them know who paid for it. In addition to paying for their meal, I usually give the waitress a very nice tip for her help.

OPTIONAL:
For that special touch, sometimes I ask the waitress to deliver the trucker's receipt in a simple little Christmas card thanking the trucker for his hard work, and letting him know (in nonsexual terms, of course) that he IS appreciated.

It makes for a great gesture of appreciation and holiday tidings that usually brighten what would otherwise be a lonely day on the road for some trucker at Christmas.

PAY IT FORWARD!

Papa Sends Holiday Greetings