You ever been out in public and you run into a fuck buddy while he's got his wife latched onto him? Do you say hello? Did he acknowledge you? Here are a few clues you might be one of these guys your fuck buddy might never greet out in public.
1. You're wearing a rainbow t-shirt and neon Lady Ga-Ga sarong.
2. You know what a sarong is.
3. His wife and you are both wearing the same blouse.
4. You sold his wife the blouse she's wearing.
5. His wife greets you as "the gay guy" from her Tupperware parties.
6. You've got the starring spot in this year's Gay Pride float.
7. You wear more jewelry and make-up than his wife.
8. You sell jewelry and make-up to his wife.
9. You scream a cheery hello at your buddy as you're being arrested in the park.
10. You're in a restaurant loudly discussing moisturizing secrets with friends.
Got any more? Lemme hear em.
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