Three Tips for TruckChasing Fun After Oral Surgery

Let's face it - nothing ruins a good cocksucker's day than having dental work done. But don't fret, fellow truckchasers. You can be a drooling bloody mess doped up on painkillers and STILL be a satisfying truckchaser!

TIP #1
As tempting as it will be, DO NOT use your mouth to please a trucker. A little kiss on the tip of his dick will be fine, but nothing more! Nothing ruins a perfectly erotic moment than accidentally dropping bloody gauze onto your trucker's pulsing cock. And don't even think about sucking his nuts. Nothing is more painful than getting a pubic hair stuck in a dry socket. Ouch!

TIP #2
Practice your handjob skills and brag about how you've got legendary handjob talents that will put any Asian lady's super-secret-massagey technique to shame. Best of all? You don't charge! And the trucker gets a complimentary pack of sanitary wipes to help him on his travels. (Buy those ahead of time and wrap them up elegantly for presentation.)

TIP #3
Practice being a power-bottom! How many times do you get the opportunity to make a sexual encounter with a trucker strictly anal?! Here's YOUR chance! Be sure to clean house and deodorize a-plenty before asking the trucker to make his plunge for a hot night of sweaty sleeper sex and "bottoms up" adventures. Tell the trucker you're trying to "expand" your horizons and how you really appreciate his help in letting you perfect your sphincter exercises in that most intimate of ways only HE can help you with. (Odds are some truckers will want to be the bottom, so that still works out, no?)

So there you have it - three ways to STILL have fun and be a good little truckchaser even if you've just had major oral surgery.

You're welcome!


P.S.: Remember to play safe. Trendy or not, bareback sex still kills.

Secret Santa

Don't forget to play Secret Santa for a trucker in your town this year.

HOW IT WORKS:
Each year at Thanksgiving & Christmas I head out to my local truck stop or travel center, tell a waitress that I'll be paying anonymously for some trucker's dinner, and to please NOT let them know who paid for it. In addition to paying for their meal, I usually give the waitress a very nice tip for her help.

OPTIONAL:
For that special touch, sometimes I ask the waitress to deliver the trucker's receipt in a simple little Christmas card thanking the trucker for his hard work, and letting him know (in nonsexual terms, of course) that he IS appreciated.

It makes for a great gesture of appreciation and holiday tidings that usually brighten what would otherwise be a lonely day on the road for some trucker at Christmas.

PAY IT FORWARD!

Papa Sends Holiday Greetings

Cross Country With Uncle Rick

I was in a writing mood today.  Here's what I came up with:

Cross Country With Uncle Rick - 2010

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Dear Diary:
It was great to get out with Uncle Rick again.  I could tell he missed me from last summer.  My parents came and dropped me off at the travel center where we met Uncle Rick for dinner before he and I made our way to his truck.  Everyone said their "goodbyes", their "be carefuls", and I promised to text often with updates of our travels.  I was happy to get away from college for the summer, and I think Uncle Rick was just happy to have me riding with him again.  No sooner were we across state lines when Uncle Rick pulled into a rest area to give me his special welcome.

"Get in the back," he said quietly as he finished parking.  He updated his miles and sent his dispatcher an email.  I got in the back and took off my shoes and my socks.  Uncle Rick joined me after a few minutes, and hugged me for what felt like an eternity.  "Fuck, I missed you, boy," he whispered into my ear.  "Let's get you undressed so I can give you an even better hug."
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Lemme know if this is something you'd be interested in reading more of.  Got it saved up in the lil' 'puter, but didn't want to post it all if it ain't gonna be read.
-TC

Craig's List Salute

Here's a quick salute to all the horned up straight guys on Craig's list trying to get their dicks wet.  It seems no matter our sexual orientation, the dicks look just as juicy!

CAPTION IT #01

Here's the first "Caption It" -

"And you thought OUR military was underfunded?!  Sheez!"

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NOTE: To avoid spam, flaming, and hate mail, all comments submitted must first be approved before they are posted publicly.  Thank you for understanding.  I knew I liked you for a reason.

To Keep You Warm On A Cool Fall Night

Enjoy.

Cooling Down

Slept with the windows open last night for the first time in a long time.  Felt good, but woke up freezing with the house at a dick-shrinking 54 degrees.  Good cuddling weather.  The kinda weather you wanna rub your morning boner against the hairy pair of cheeks asleep next to you.

Summer Heat

Face it, with the temperatures as high as they've been. (At least here on the East coast) you're going to see a whole bunch of shirtless men driving their big trucks. If you're lucky, you've got your camera with you, or your cellphone has a point-n-shoot button on it. Then you can really capture those special moments featuring those overheated men. I'll be on the lookout for photos, and if you see any yourself, please send them my way to share with the rest of the group.

For No Reason At All !

You ever come across what you feel is the perfect picture on the web? I just did! I love nothing more than the average blue collar man who still takes time out to relax and have fun. That's what this picture reminds me of - some guy who works at a job, but can still get out and get silly with his buddies. Key elements here: farmer's tan, beefy not defined, and genuinely happy. Enjoy, fellow chasers!

You just gotta love the beach!

Massive Volvo Recalls!

Just saw how Volvo recalled a bunch of trucks. What a mess! This is gonna screw up so many folks.

Bye Bye Logbooks

Well, it only took the trucking industry fifteen years, but it looks like we'll soon start to see more use of electronic logbooks. Instead of drivers having to play secretary everytime they stop, now they'll be able to log in their exact time on these e-logbooks.

The downside? Most cops don't yet have the technological ability to read these e-logs reports, so they'll have to manually figure out a driver's hours instead of having to go by paper printouts. Drivers aren't given names to log on to these things, but instead are given numbers (to protect them from identity theft!)

That's great, and all, but what's to stop driver number 1234 from logging on as driver 5678 just so he can drive longer? Hmmm... go figure.

It's not like we haven't had the technology needed to make these e-logs possible for a while now. We've had gps tracking, cell phone communications and wireless internet. I can't believe it took someone this long to put all these things together and just now come up with a gadget to make full use of all this technology to make a driver's life easier. To think it took a government mandate to enforce this sort of tracking and timekeeping. Sheez!

Slim Pickins

After asking you guys what sites you use to hook up with truckers, it became evident there's little to no help out there for truckers and chasers to hook up. The few sites that let you hook up are more interested in your money than in your sex life. You can't blame some of them, though. I know personally that it's very expensive to host a website with the right tools for truckers and chasers to hook up. Nonetheless, it's even more expensive for the average guy to dish out a monthly fee for some site that gets little to no traffic, and doesn't really help anyone hook up.
Is there something wrong with the web and truckchasing online? Maybe not.

More to come...

MESSING AROUND IN THE WOODS

FRIENDLY ALERT / REMINDER

When getting on your knees to give head out in the woods (and yes, we still do that despite Windows 7) be sure to protect yourself against bug bites. ESPECIALLY against ticks that can carry the very dangerous LYME DISEASE.

Spray your jeans with any bug spray that has DEET in it, and don't even think about wearing shorts just because they give you easy access. (It gives bugs easy access, too!)

You think you're not at risk from bugs just because you're the one getting head? Think again.

Check yourself for bugs and disease-carrying ticks when you get out of any grassy or wooded areas. The sooner you spot those critters on you, the better your chances of not catching Lyme Disease or some other infection.

Lime disease information from the CDC - Click here.

PLAY HARD - BUT DON'T PLAY STUPID

How's The Fuel In Your Town?

I'm lucky we live in a city where the cost of fuel is almost always relatively lower than the national average. Diesel has its moments, however, especially because we have a couple of big truck stops in the area. I was remembering some great tips to think about when filling up your vehicle. Do you remember any? Hit me back and leave your comment.

Here's my favorite:
* Never fill up where the fuel tanker is making its delivery.
Why? The fuel being pumped into the underground tanks stirs up all the dirt and impurities to make them mix with the rest of the cleaner fuel. All that polluted fuel goes into your gas tank!




Know any good tips? Leave your comment.

I saw this posting today, and thought I would share it with everyone, and welcome comments.

Posting:

Guys,
What are the best most active trucker hook up sites on the net here in the US? I am looking to hook up with truckers on the Interstates/rest stops for some fun. I am 45, 5'10", 170#, 30w, athletic, fit, great ass and cock, 7.5 uc, into fucking, sucking, and more... into white masculine men with nice veiny cocks and low balls.
Thanks for any leads,
RTW Traveler

Masculine Homos

I just happened to catch a bit of the new show on TV called "Glee" and I caught myself wondering what happened to all the masculine gay guys on television. They have some high school kid on the show who sounds like a woman. If I wasn't looking at him talk, I'd swear it was some little girl. The most masculine person on the show happens to be the lesbian gym teacher. At least she's not giving lesbians a bad name despite the fact she's totally into Madonna. (They even had her do a version of 'Vogue' that was pretty funny.)
I'm glad I got buddies here in the real world that can still be thought of as men. Especially when they speak. What do you think? Are gays getting a bad rap because of the stereotypes on TV? The closest we got (that I can remember) to a semi-masculine gay guy on TV was Will from the show Will & Grace... am I forgetting anyone? Hit me back.